Something Everybody Looks Stupid Doing.

Have you seen a goat chewing grass before?

Sure you must, but didn't care to observe them, do me a favor, when next you see a goat chewing grass, observe intently how their mouth moves back and forth, it's always amusing whenever I see a goat chewing.

This brings me to a question I would love to answer, maybe your guess might be right but let's see.

1️⃣What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?

For me, everybody who chews gum looks stupid 😹😹😹 because whenever they do, they look like a goat or cow chewing grass😹😹😹.

I know that many people chew gum for different reasons, some chew gum to keep their mouth fresh, while others chew gum to fight against sleep or boredom.

However, it's always amusing because I look intently at how their lips dance, and how they seriously chew like a goat😹😹, whether they are elegantly dressed or eloquent in speech, all of that can't change how stupid you look chewing gum in public.

But my dear, there are levels to this chewing game oh. Let's analyze it.

The ones who chew stylishly.

They think they can make themselves cute while chewing, they move their lips slowly, and once every three seconds, however my dear, a decorated monkey is still a monkey.

The ones who chew slowly with bombastic side eyes.🙊🙊🙊

These, give you the I don't give a hoot about how goatish I look kind of look, and this set of people look very very stupid.😹

We have the ones who chew gum so fast and move their mouth and teeth in a very absurd way.

The most stupid thing of all is the ones who make a big bubble out of their mouth and make an annoying sound from it. It's so stupid you know, especially when they do this in public.😹

They begin to smack their lips and act all uncultured.

Worse of all is, if the bubble burst on their face😹😹😹they use their tongue to bring back the gum which has stuck on their lips, honestly they look very stupid doing this.

Then we have the set of people who chew gum when they are angry maybe they do that to calm their nerves, they have a way of making their eyes look sexy, however, they still look stupid.

We also have the set of people who play with gum in their mouths, omg!!

They make the gum form a ball shape in their mouth whilst the lips are wide open, I mean these don't even care where they at, they just fool themselves and bask in their stupidity.

Some even go as far as making ropes with the gum from their mouth and chewing it right back.

Some never throw their gum away, I don't understand why, they take it out of their mouth and stick it at the back of their palm, and after eating their meal, they go back to the same gum and chew again, I mean why?

Then the last set of people paste the gum at the back of their ear, I mean why? Or even under furniture, or right on doorknobs or in wooden seats, these people look stupid when they do this.

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Then, you see when we all wait for a sneeze? C'mon now we all look stupid doing that, the facial expression is always amusing, it feels like common senses have left us, we open our mouth and the nose becomes very wide and open😹, You might have to take a mirror to see how stupid you look when next you wait for a sneeze.😹😹😹

Now, tell me are you guilty or not?😹😹😹

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Thank you for stopping by, till we meet again, this is Amie Geoffrey.