Posts

Showing posts with the label Comedy

Something Everybody Looks Stupid Doing.

Image
Have you seen a goat chewing grass before? Sure you must, but didn't care to observe them, do me a favor, when next you see a goat chewing grass, observe intently how their mouth moves back and forth, it's always amusing whenever I see a goat chewing. This brings me to a question I would love to answer, maybe your guess might be right but let's see. 1️⃣What is something that everyone looks stupid doing? For me, everybody who chews gum looks stupid 😹😹😹 because whenever they do, they look like a goat or cow chewing grass😹😹😹. I know that many people chew gum for different reasons, some chew gum to keep their mouth fresh, while others chew gum to fight against sleep or boredom. However, it's always amusing because I look intently at how their lips dance, and how they seriously chew like a goat😹😹, whether they are elegantly dressed or eloquent in speech, all of that can't change how stupid you look chewing gum in public. But my dear, there are levels to this chew...

What Did You Hear About Nigerians, Come Take A Sneak Peek.

Image
Welcome to this part of the world called "Nigeria". This country is also known as the Giant Of Africa... However, it's so sad that the Nigerian government isn't working well but despite that, I would love to share a few things I like most about my country. We are hustlers I am so much in love with the Nigerian's hustling spirit, a typical Nigerian has a job and multiple side hustles which is very commendable. They are shameless on the path that leads to success, they are determined, and they are go-getters, while in traffic you'll notice cute ladies and men hawking petty things like Sachet water, gala, chargers, soft drinks, and the like. We are very ambitious, hardworking, and focused. By 4:00 am, the streets of Lagos are already bustling, people are out for their daily bread which is why there is a lot of traffic out there. Nigerians are smart and creative people that's why we have this theme "Shine ya eyes". Whoever can survive in Nigeria can ...